I hate you, cunt

Hi, I'm Amanda.
So the cunts.. yeah I hate all of them. Some favorites are Bridesmaids, Saturday Night Live, Jersey Shore, and anything extremely sarcastic. Follow me. Just do it. Its alot of fun I swear. Ask me qestions http://ask.fm/amandabenros

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Anonymous asked: What's your favorite color?

Royal Purple because I am royal

Anonymous asked: Have you ever eaten a yahgurt?!

On occassion… 

Anonymous asked: Did you and Madame Germanaud hookup?!

Yes everyday, sometime the loup joins in too. 

Anonymous asked: You'll never know

But I know now

Anonymous asked: Did Adele tell you who I am?

Yes, and if she didnt, I would have been so confused… 

Anonymous asked: Be be be my BFF cuz Idk what's coming next So ttylxox

You will never be good enough to be my BFF


In the car like..

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omg u should have come with us!!! it was so fun ancient proverb from a bitchass friend (via crystallized-teardrops)

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why do old people drive slow they barely have any time left like GOOOOO ur dying

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knowledge is knowing that a tomato is a fruit

wisdom is not putting it in a fruit salad 

That was deep

philosophy is wondering if that means ketchup is a smoothie

That was deeper.

common sense is knowing that ketchup ain’t no damn smoothie

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sweat is just your body crying because it wants you to stop moving

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*gets a compliment*


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do you just ever get so mad that you mentally insult every single thing that people do around you


"hey i finished this question" good for you little fucking brat like wow didnt anyone teach you not to boast

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when you need to cough in an exam but you’ve already coughed like twice so you just sit there suffocating

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